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Why+would+you+even%3F
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
I+could+jump+onboard+this+train.
I could jump onboard this train. SCORE 21
Coming+at+ya%2C+lil+guy.
Coming at ya, lil guy. SCORE 24
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno. SCORE 19
I+could+work+from+home+here%26%238230%3B
I could work from home here… SCORE 22
Well%2C+yes%2C+dammit.
Well, yes, dammit. SCORE 23
Suppose+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+win%2C+at+any+rate.
Suppose it’s a win, at any rate. SCORE 28
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
Hunting+season+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Hunting season is coming… SCORE 20
Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 23
Keep+the+6ft+energy+indefinitely.
Keep the 6ft energy indefinitely. SCORE 34
It+will+be+a+classic+ballad.
It will be a classic ballad. SCORE 23
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
Happy+Birthday%2C+boy.
Happy Birthday, boy. SCORE 17
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+boomer+attac.
This is what it’s like when boomer attac. SCORE 28
Honk+me+a+sammich+please.
Honk me a sammich please. SCORE 23
The+ideal+customer.
The ideal customer. SCORE 13
Hug+Satan.
Hug Satan. SCORE 19
Thank+me+for+my+service%26%238230%3B
Thank me for my service… SCORE 24
When+MENSA+people+date%26%238230%3B
When MENSA people date… SCORE 31
At+least+the+gato+is+comfortable.
At least the gato is comfortable. SCORE 17
I+could+hang+this+on+my+wall.
I could hang this on my wall. SCORE 10
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
I+can+count%21
I can count! SCORE 16
Which+way+did+the+other+LARPers+go%3F
Which way did the other LARPers go? SCORE 4
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The+world+may+never+know.
The world may never know. SCORE 196
Why+is+it+made+of+warm%3F
Why is it made of warm? SCORE 161
Security%2C+privacy+and+liberty.
Security, privacy and liberty. SCORE 159
Plot+twist%21
Plot twist! SCORE 177
Everyone+took+each+others+sisters+to+prom
Everyone took each others sisters to prom SCORE 218
I+get+so+depressed.
I get so depressed. SCORE 156
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