Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Accurate. SCORE 171
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
Teach them young. SCORE 11
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 16
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
oh Forrest SCORE 18
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Old but gold. SCORE 17
Kids. SCORE 13
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Magic! SCORE 19
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
Married women. SCORE 13
500 yards SCORE 209
Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Very creative SCORE 207
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 16
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 19
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14