When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135
Just gonna put some salt in that wound SCORE 221
I love getting packages! SCORE 149
A glitch in the matrix. SCORE 190
Thanks FedEx. SCORE 133
Justin Timberlake. Past and present. SCORE 165
Reverse puberty. SCORE 243
the thing about that is… SCORE 17
The brilliance of Homer. SCORE 109
This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129
1,042 SCORE 139
Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131
Meanwhile, in the wilds of Wal-Mart. SCORE 18
This is what an 85 million dollar house looks like… SCORE 3
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109
How do you define “art”? SCORE 169
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Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0
A glitch in the matrix. SCORE 190
What I look like when I try to ice skate. SCORE 128
When someone compliments me… SCORE 119
Cure for Ebola. SCORE -2
Weight gain tips with Chris Pratt. SCORE 165
Google. SCORE 165
The key to marriage. SCORE 15
Why I won’t go camping… SCORE 16
Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9
I’m in a wide open spaaaaaace! SCORE 10
Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 162
Yes Phil, yes SCORE 184
I’m melting! SCORE 152
2 AM is the best time to draw, right? SCORE 19
Beverage logic. SCORE 189
