this dad was on another level SCORE 39
as you should feel SCORE 41
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
food art SCORE 52
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
at least he listened SCORE 25
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
pretty much SCORE 29
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
life insurance payout SCORE 42
neow SCORE 31
$30 uber SCORE 30
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
hot take! SCORE 59
he might be right SCORE 30
nap time! SCORE 38
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
