guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
we all know those “gettin’ ready” sits SCORE 21
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
cringe in the future SCORE 15
you’re hired SCORE 22
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
FYI: SCORE 22
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
please…stop… SCORE 14
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
en garde SCORE 22
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
brain does what brain want SCORE 19
just one day… SCORE 23
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
playing hard to get SCORE 18
