Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
Stephen King. SCORE 264
True terror… SCORE 207
Words. SCORE 237
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 58
Grandma! SCORE 144
The actual size of a blue whale heart SCORE 118
What I think vs. What I say. SCORE 261
How the internet works. SCORE 120
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
I can jump higher than a house SCORE 181
Time Travelers. SCORE 108
My morning exercise routine. SCORE 157
Flirting SCORE 14
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
Poke-Cat SCORE 130
Social media. SCORE 46
The drive poo. SCORE 73
A Day Made of Glass SCORE 5
Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 205
The Levitron Revolution. SCORE 35
Winning. SCORE 417
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
Scumbag Mcgonagall. SCORE 220
Accurate. SCORE 303
Why girls go to the bathroom in groups. SCORE 305