don’t send help SCORE 19
dog bites everything SCORE 23
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
potato shaped SCORE 10
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
pupils dilate SCORE 45
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
distraction level expert SCORE 13
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
growing toe beans SCORE 33
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
we are the math problem SCORE 35
the tiger is out SCORE 33
new australian spider SCORE 24
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
species and age, please SCORE 40
the dishes… again SCORE 27
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
earth sandwich SCORE 39
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18