Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
White people problems. SCORE 237
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Like a… SCORE 601
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
New sitcom. SCORE 911
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
People I insult. SCORE 1135
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Oh. SCORE 1232
Sometimes. SCORE 913
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Wind blows. SCORE 841
