dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i am this dog SCORE 20
he made his choice SCORE 43
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 49
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
bad ass SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
