we are the math problem SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
the tiger is out SCORE 33
growing toe beans SCORE 33
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
the dishes… again SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
pupils dilate SCORE 45
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog bites everything SCORE 23
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
don’t send help SCORE 19
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
distraction level expert SCORE 13
new australian spider SCORE 24
potato shaped SCORE 10
earth sandwich SCORE 39
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31