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Jurassic+Park%26%238217%3Bs+least+utilized+crewman
A+tuxedo+with+a+drink+recipe+on+its+tag.
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Hackerman+%7E1993.
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
A+morphine+bottle+from+the+1880%26%238217%3Bs.
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
No+one+ever+does%26%238230%3B
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Kids+really+do+take+it+out+of+you%26%238230%3B
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
Momma+didn%26%238217%3Bt+raise+no+sinner
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Advanced+dad+jokes.
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 17
Bill+Nye+the+Selfie+guy
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
The+times%2C+they+are+a+changin%26%238217%3B
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+full+service+establishment
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
The+bus+driver.
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
That%26%238217%3Bll+be+%24300%26%238230%3B
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
You%26%238217%3Bre+published%21
You’re published! SCORE 35
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Jarrito+es+muy+bonita.
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
One+of+those+is+a+knife%26%238230%3B+Crocodile+Dundee%2C+probably.
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Stick+Figures
Stick Figures SCORE 25
National+Geographic+offices+use+their+logo+as+door+handles.
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 36
Rest+in+peace+legend.+Kobe+in+1998
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
Perched.
Perched. SCORE 34
This+is+what+happens+when+robots+mow+your+lawn%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
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Exorcism+Russian+style.
Exorcism Russian style. SCORE 138
No+no+no++no+cat.
No no no no cat. SCORE 103
%2Acough%2A
*cough* SCORE 177
Chinese+mafia+emoticon.
Chinese mafia emoticon. SCORE 225
The+power+of+bacon.
The power of bacon. SCORE 239
Pope+Vader.
Pope Vader. SCORE 112
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