
Every time I go to the mall with my wife. SCORE 153

How all streets should look. SCORE 282

One cookie, two cookie... SCORE 38

Feelings are mutual. SCORE 308

Netflix was grand. SCORE 30

I Need A Couple Of These SCORE 109

I told you he was trying to kill me, John... SCORE 22

There's only one way to kill him SCORE 35

Oh, Tom... SCORE 353

Accurate. SCORE 295

Pinecone opening SCORE 108

Oh really SCORE 155

Equality in iceland SCORE 226

Nat Geo doing what it does best... SCORE 26

Why do we all relate SCORE 129

Bite marks SCORE 231

Wisdom. SCORE 207

The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 144

This is a fun game, Best Buy. SCORE 24

HR dept. would like a word... SCORE 20

Y’all both need to delete your Twitter accounts. SCORE 26

Heroes. SCORE 168

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 107

Never pay for flowers. SCORE 138

Well, at least you have that? SCORE 66

Cats and bathrooms. SCORE 204

The future. SCORE 172

...causing violence since the dawn of humanity SCORE 25

Being an introvert SCORE 186

The more that you read... SCORE 178

I am the real Bowser... SCORE 223