The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Karma. SCORE 236
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Forever and always SCORE 0
Every time. SCORE 180
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Like a boss. SCORE 302
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
My new calculator. SCORE 109
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 238
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Good idea. SCORE 4
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Every night. SCORE 220
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Lottery SCORE 4