Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The Twortle SCORE 142
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Trollololo! SCORE 152
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Same thing… SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 146
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
