Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
To go pack! SCORE 34
Axe from Viking era, before and after conservation (1100 years old) SCORE 77
Forbes getting called out for calling Kylie Jenner a self-made billionaire. SCORE 54
adulting be like SCORE 118
Papa bless SCORE 95
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
Top of the pyramid SCORE 73
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
To hell with me. SCORE 91
Float copper is nearly pure metal, sheared out of an ore vein by a glacier during the Ice Ages. This is the largest known piece in the world, at 56,400 pounds SCORE 83
When your cat runs across the keyboard SCORE 55
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 88
Just sayin SCORE 53
Puppy acting kitty-like. SCORE 58
Gaussian distribution of usage marks at my local gym SCORE 69
Mistakes were made SCORE 24
Academics SCORE 44
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
Three easy ways to kick the bucket. SCORE 44
How fast? SCORE 102
My attempt at Venom SCORE 74
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
Yes, Comcast, that’s kinda how that whole thing works. SCORE 87
We shall slep SCORE 65
