Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Every time. SCORE 182
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Every time… SCORE 142
Did you know? SCORE 233
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Do want. SCORE 248
It’s true. SCORE 209
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Oh really? SCORE 174
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
On the one hand. SCORE 126
I > You. SCORE 272
YOLO. SCORE 128
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
How politics work. SCORE 298
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
