He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
English is weird. SCORE 95
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 101
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Today is going to be great… SCORE 79
Every Olympics Ever SCORE 58
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Savage SCORE 165
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 203
Realistic Indiana Jones Movies SCORE 114
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 48
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Twist! SCORE 138
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Blind spot SCORE 75
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Liz… SCORE 123
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
