I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 64
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I am the lion now SCORE 80
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Brofish SCORE 75
Hey gurl SCORE 20
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Disappointment SCORE 50
Password problems SCORE 73
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Coachella SCORE 55
