The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Discuss. SCORE -24
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Ladies… SCORE 158
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Pokémon. SCORE 310
