![The+dead+version+of+you+is+so+much+better.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-24-tumblrlq83icbxiO1qdc32wo1500-80035-333x150.jpg)
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
![Totally+worth+it.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrltiydihnsh1qewacoo1500-46559-333x150.jpg)
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
![You+know+you+do+this+too%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrloyaqswMFw1qawy6vo1500-36697-333x33.jpg)
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
![Discuss.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-31-2011-03-15-56-tumblrlrbqze9DNY1qlh6r3o1500-54594-333x150.jpeg)
Discuss. SCORE -24
![Do+you+still+feel+something+for+me%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-gummychocolates-97774-333x150.jpeg)
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
![I+don%26%238217%3Bts+sees+it.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-25-2011-19-56-27-Monkey-41917-333x150.jpg)
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
![Why+I+hate+dentists.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-pricklylegs-54559-333x150.jpeg)
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
![Ladies%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrltdq7lXoIa1qzcv7no1500-32076-333x150.jpg)
Ladies… SCORE 158
![Just+a+hamster%26%238230%3B+ZOMGG%21%21%21+WTF%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-46-50-5vn70z-12691-320x150.gif)
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
![I+can+finally+go+home+and+relax.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-20111025-75219-333x150.jpg)
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
![One+does+not+simply+get+off+the+Internet.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-strawberrybootlace-81440-333x150.jpeg)
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
![Oh+sorry%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+really+busy%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrlt8owkGoE21qcsvvro1500-53672-333x150.jpg)
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
![Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+still+a+virgin.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-23-12-53-tumblrltdr1jyLOi1qzpzfmo1500-30296-333x150.jpg)
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
![Deal+breaker.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-24-tumblrlstfnlVJsS1qcrhdao1500-90851-333x150.jpg)
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
![I+freaking+love+leaves%21%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-23-12-53-tMHN5-98477-333x150.jpg)
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
![Prove+awesomeness.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-memewhore-66831-333x150.jpg)
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
![You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-25-2011-20-07-27-tumblrlt6j9l6HxM1qhq1pjo1400-80306-298x150.jpg)
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
![Stupid+Santa.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-slDmC-95455-333x150.jpeg)
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
![Ahh+procrastination.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-11571058273-90094-333x150.jpg)
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
![I%26%238217%3Bm+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+a+waiter%21%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrltogacphy61qewacoo1500-86212-333x150.gif)
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
![Anybody+else%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-1692308-40115-333x150.jpeg)
Anybody else? SCORE 284
![Thank+you%2C+Sims.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrltmni86AJM1qf0i9eo1500-61847-333x140.jpg)
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
![Chewy+Vuitton.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-23-12-53-tumblrlsoie4Plst1qzpzfmo1500-93889-333x150.jpg)
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
![Real+food%21%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-iraffiruse1-90674-333x150.jpg)
Real food!!! SCORE 260
![Happiness+level+throughout+the+day.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-HappinessLevelthroughouttheDayChart-90900-333x150.jpg)
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
![All+the+people+who+want+to+date+you.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-24-tumblrlszh04U4yy1qanb21o1500-78888-333x150.jpg)
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
![I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+fintastic.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-47-hawaiiandreams-25471-333x150.jpg)
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
![I%26%238217%3Bm+just+so+happy%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-jjoyce-61897-333x150.jpg)
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
![Because+zombies+are+coming%2C+dear.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrlt0dkcyE2x1qa6z3eo1400-83507-333x150.jpg)
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
![Invisible+crack+pipe.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrle935scgnT1qdu8imo1500-94864-333x150.jpg)
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
![Forever+alone.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-27-2011-02-45-25-tumblrltj0a8LzZR1qc3wjlo1500-27980-333x150.jpg)
Forever alone. SCORE 268
![Pok%C3%A9mon.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/October-26-2011-17-55-48-leucous-87437-333x150.jpeg)
Pokémon. SCORE 310