I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Forever alone. SCORE 268
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Ladies… SCORE 159
Discuss. SCORE -24
Real food!!! SCORE 260
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
