WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Took me a second… SCORE 67
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
I rest my case. SCORE 57
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 62
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
But why are you so loud for? SCORE 27
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Boop SCORE 50
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
Classic. SCORE 39
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
