bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
nature is healing SCORE 29
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
space facts on your back SCORE 37
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
muggle born SCORE 15
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
the council has convened. SCORE 15
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
no SCORE 24
texagons SCORE 23
