A starry night. SCORE 197
I can relate. SCORE 167
People McNuggets. SCORE 200
Things I can remember… SCORE 89
How I feel as the new year approaches. SCORE 109
Monsters are real… SCORE 196
Surprise human! SCORE 111
ELE-THONG SCORE -5
Dang girl! SCORE 100
Math. Not even once. SCORE 113
Me too. SCORE 184
Shoot for the moon. SCORE 151
Seven brilliant quotes. SCORE 218
Our Christmas romance. SCORE 121
I’m not anti-social… SCORE 144
In 20 years… SCORE 113
Chair vs. Gun. SCORE 283
The most astounding fact. SCORE 63
I told Siri to call me the Doctor… SCORE 21
Overly attached cat. SCORE 160
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
How to quit your job. SCORE 114
Smooch. SCORE 141
How to be a jerk. SCORE 87
I couldn’t sleep last night… SCORE 166
Me too. SCORE 60
Yay! Internet! SCORE 139
How to foil a plan. SCORE 378
Whenever I try to ask a girl out… SCORE 231
The holidays in a nutshell. SCORE 256
Seems legit. SCORE 248
When life gives you lemons… SCORE 142
