Do want. SCORE 1043
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Har har har. SCORE 411
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
4/21. SCORE 617
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Buffering. SCORE 814
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751