One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The future. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
2pactopus SCORE 113
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
