Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Olden but golden SCORE 19
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
treat? SCORE 25
Movie Magic SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23