Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Global Warming SCORE 183
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
No contest SCORE 123
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
How weather works SCORE 68
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
The next Pope SCORE 143
Packed party. SCORE 116
Stress SCORE 147
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Self control SCORE 100
I am chill SCORE 102
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
