Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Oprah for president. SCORE 238
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Does not compute. SCORE 181
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
How I see math word problems. SCORE 164
One Direction SCORE -15
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Magic… SCORE 151
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
An incredible story. SCORE 195
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
