Touch the butt! SCORE 28
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
I did it! SCORE 17
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
ANGST SCORE 18
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
Buckle up… SCORE 16
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
An inseparable pair. SCORE 26
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
High tech snac SCORE 7
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
HJÖNK SCORE 23
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
