Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Accurate. SCORE 257
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Please be troll. SCORE 230
New books. SCORE 200
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Friends. SCORE 215
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I love you. SCORE 20
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
How people see me. SCORE 233
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
All the Navies! SCORE 172
How marriage works. SCORE 65
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Seems legit. SCORE 150
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
