How cats began. SCORE 100
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 81
I had eggs for breakfast… SCORE 59
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 65
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
Dear spammer, you are bad and you should feel bad. SCORE 61
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 77
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 99
The secret ingredient. SCORE 47
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
Raw cookie dough. SCORE 56
Being cool but not too cool SCORE 73
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
A Stern Warning of Things To Come SCORE 77
She did it all for the Dow SCORE 26
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 60
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 96
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 62
The worlds oldest olive tree, estimated to be over 3000 years old. Still producing olives on the isle of Crete. SCORE 72
Matt is a wanker. SCORE 74
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 71
Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs SCORE 60
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
I know what I’m doing SCORE 56
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Yup, that’s how I’d elephant too. SCORE 78
A bicycle with mirrored wheels SCORE 63
*glares sleepily* SCORE 73
A wise man once said… SCORE 66
