One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The power of barking SCORE 18
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The Twortle SCORE 142
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
2pactopus SCORE 113
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
