Swoon. SCORE -4
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
Albino crow SCORE 13
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Swing Fail SCORE 14
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Washing Socks SCORE 142
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 155
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Alright then. SCORE 144
What was this show? SCORE 229
Harsh! SCORE -5
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 18
<3 SCORE 179
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
Microwaves SCORE 17
Every night. SCORE 18
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Me as a child SCORE 228
Silly Superman SCORE 173
