Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Finally. SCORE 345
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
