don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
a true work of art SCORE 13
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
no SCORE 24
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
