don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 13
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
whoop there it is SCORE 23
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 19
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 36
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
judges judily SCORE 20
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 23
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
