Tattoos are like cats. SCORE 169
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
When you see it… SCORE 212
Go to class, live forever. SCORE 374
Double standards. SCORE 178
Foundation of any relationship. SCORE 184
I have eliminated all of the juice! SCORE 145
The weekend. SCORE 258
Hontas… SCORE 180
Haiku! SCORE 161
The dog speedometer. SCORE 202
Ceiling Cat vs. Basement Cat. SCORE 256
The future is bright. SCORE 186
Like a boss. SCORE 218
The nerve. SCORE 240
Kiteboarding a hurricane. SCORE 69
Words. SCORE 248
flump. SCORE 147
Impressed. SCORE 181
Cereal! SCORE 181
Italics. SCORE 259
You should do s’more typing. SCORE 156
Awkward… SCORE 224
It was good for the economy. SCORE 232
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 247
Dear God… SCORE 243
Now go do your homework… SCORE 135
Chinese Rick-Roll. SCORE 290
I lost all of my contacts. SCORE 172
Angry coffee. SCORE 150
Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104
Monorail cat. SCORE 193