how i get super powers SCORE 26
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
moths love lamp SCORE -2
living on the edge! SCORE 31
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
the dream life SCORE 20
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
the more you know SCORE 19
socialism burn! SCORE 51
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
whoops SCORE 13
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
book, try reading one SCORE 28
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
why i love weekends SCORE 17
it started with a donut SCORE 19
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
thanks, mom SCORE 30
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
