you were supposed to laugh SCORE 32
i eat all the pods SCORE 20
please repeat for the record SCORE 19
nerd flirt SCORE -10
everything hurts SCORE 6
i was productive SCORE 20
purr my last email SCORE 9
i like the surprise SCORE 19
calm down, ma SCORE 15
work is dumb SCORE 20
making the best of a bad situation SCORE 11
a man ahead of his time SCORE 19
cast him when the remake happens SCORE 29
he’s lost his melon SCORE 9
his baby! SCORE 22
unconditional love SCORE 13
like a normal person SCORE 6
bad enough? SCORE 17
who’s the real genius here? SCORE 25
hot pockets are a scam SCORE 23
mmmmm pizza SCORE 23
stupid pants SCORE 33
ready for my promotion SCORE 14
a little privacy, please SCORE 16
is it bedtime yet? SCORE 14
i pass class now? SCORE 15
i need a rebrand SCORE 30
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! SCORE 7
i need this SCORE 15
what else ya got? SCORE 23
well adjusted SCORE 16
garlic is a matter of the heart SCORE 15
