Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
+ cry. SCORE 119
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
Mama no. SCORE 52
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
