turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
onward, steed! SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
we dare you SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 9
i like bananas SCORE 9
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
memorable first customer SCORE 17
mooooo SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
a very small dog SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 12
it’s perfect SCORE 21
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
everything beagle SCORE 1
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13