i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
5 days a week SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
must pet the pet SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
bad ass SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
pebble and roll SCORE 65
too late SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
