Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Probably… SCORE 185
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 112
Never forget. SCORE 159
Being sick. SCORE 140
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Burn! SCORE 249
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Genius. SCORE 145
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 216
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How seasons work. SCORE 158
