Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Pump action bike SCORE 12
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Poor moon… SCORE 13
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137