Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Burn!!! SCORE 2
The power of barking SCORE 18
Trollololo! SCORE 152
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
2pactopus SCORE 113
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
