pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 21
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 23
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
sorry cakey SCORE 20
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 23
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 1
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 26
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
data requires a manual SCORE 10
for lease navidad SCORE 21
