Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Such Christianity SCORE 195
When you actually need the job… SCORE 104
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
But doc I definitely run… SCORE 65
I am chill SCORE 102
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
The next Pope SCORE 143
Blessing the ocean SCORE 137
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
Blue? SCORE 143
Stress SCORE 147
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
Is Trump running for president or trying to get out of jury duty? SCORE 91
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
Spare Hair SCORE 56
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Packed party. SCORE 116
No contest SCORE 123
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96