the vase clearly broke itself SCORE 27
would anyone like an ibuprofen? SCORE 28
duck toast SCORE 38
what is existence? SCORE 23
press to meow violently SCORE 28
if you weren’t standing there my dog wouldn’t bark at you SCORE 27
remember to tip to avoid childhood mullets SCORE -1
wouldn’t hurt to… try again! SCORE 16
maybe he did? we have no way to know for sure SCORE 16
how to save face after breaking something SCORE 15
the ultimate vacation prank SCORE 23
down the hatch! SCORE 38
not a single video game sounds good right now SCORE 18
right click the hamster SCORE 37
everyone knows iced tea goes in the dresser SCORE 19
is there nothing sacred in this world anymore??? SCORE 32
modern day duel meme SCORE 5
there’s a hare in my soup SCORE 29
royal cat SCORE 26
sometimes muffins are exactly what you need for dinner SCORE 23
when you’re here, you’re family SCORE 26
a customer service face for radio SCORE 48
what a pile of unread books is called SCORE 21
life with a black cat SCORE 42
these people deserve a ton of respect SCORE 47
soon SCORE 8
the plight of the trix rabbit SCORE 22
richard simmons is a pretty good person SCORE 28
she became the statue SCORE 33
iced coffee of hope SCORE 22
this is the way SCORE 30
the lava frog has been angered SCORE 38