Military grade leggings SCORE 60
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Sports! SCORE 42
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The system works SCORE 51
And cheese SCORE 26
What murder? SCORE 45
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -34
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Proceed SCORE 30
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33