Words. SCORE 200
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Buddies. SCORE 18
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Jerk! SCORE 125
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Dear God. SCORE 119
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Wait a second… SCORE 89
